1. A ukelele...
We asked Zoey Deschanel if it belonged to her. She said, "Um, Maybe?"
2. A bull whip...
Not exactly shocking, but it had the most beautifully carved handle. Giddyap!
3. A prosthetic leg
We had the same thought: How did they get home? Turns out it was a spare.
4. A pile of paychecks...
...all made out to the same woman.
5. A trio of female mannequin heads
Two heads, sure. But three?
6. A "Chia Willie"
If you're missing a Willie Nelson Chia Pet and recently stayed at The Standard, East Village, please call (212)475-5700
7. A wallet full of Costco cards...
...with the same photo, but different names. The Jason Bourne of bulk buying clubs? A poorly conceived fake ID ring? We'll never know.