June 07 2017

The Weirdest DMs You've Sent to The Standard

We get some pretty strange DMs to The Standard's inbox. From the crude to the cute, the irate to the just plain confusing, we do our best to respond, but sometimes it’s hard to know where to start. We thought we'd take a moment to share some of our favorite inquiries from the last few months. Bear in mind, we’re keeping the really real messages under wraps (trust us, it's for your own good). 
#1
The Standard
Not sure if require is the word. The word is need. And the answer is YES.

#2
The Standard
Look for the gigantic yellow door. 

#3
The Standard
Some people call it TOTS, but this is taking it a little too far. 

#4
The Standard
Classy.

#5
The Standard
As a general rule, we keep magic as far away from our restaurant as possible. 

#6
The Standard
The best part is the finger in the top of the frame.

#7
The Standard
That doesn’t seem like a very good deal, but we’ll check with the business people. 

#8
The Standard
Pics or it didn't happen.

#9
The Standard
Wait...so how beautiful?

#10
The Standard
We already told you. You’re just not model material. 

#11
The Standard
Moooooooooooooom, stop!

#12
The Standard
We appreciate your feedback. 

#13
The Standard
No more smiles for you, boo. It’s over. 

#14
The Standard
Is this one of those trick questions? 

#15
The Standard
Ugh, fine, we'll make out with you.

#16
The Standard
Ooh yes, honey, let’s do the friendship. 

#17
The Standard
Yasssss.

#18
The Standard
Same.

#19
The Standard
The movie stars. 

#20
The Standard
We closed the pool. Forever.

#21
The Standard
OK, but when you're a lawyer, we might need to call in a favor.

#22
The Standard
The Martha Wainwright show was out. of. control. 

#23
The Standard
Told you so. 

#24
The Standard
But. We. Can’t.

#25
The Standard
We require so much information. 

#26
The Standard
Fine.

#27
The Standard
Wheeeee, sparklers!!!

#28
The Standard
We worked hard for those handsome guys between 27 and 35 who speak French. 

#29
The Standard
You always know just what a girl needs.